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What is Build-a-Novel?
Build-a-novel is a game which allows you to create a story by adding onto others comments. It can be as quirky as you want, but prefferably stick to the subject. You can end up with a really corrupted mess, or a really creative story! Every once in a while, I will end the story and start another one. You will now when a subject has changed, as my comments are in a green box.
What are the guidlines?
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Keep to the subject. Continue the story, and stick with the character used in the above comment.
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Do not use any racial/offensive or rude words/lines or phrases in your add-on.
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Be creative. Don’t just apply descriptions onto the others comment.
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End and start with - … – to show the story has been, or should keep being continued.
How do we start?
Simply write a few sentances, or lines which do not end. This means write something like:
‘… and Johnny ran and ran towards the train, when he remembered what he had left behind. He ran back to collect his …’
not
‘… and Johnny ran and ran towards the train, when he remembered what he had left behind. He ran back to collect his pet dog, and they lived happily ever after.’
Enjoy!
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March 31, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Holla!
“Bang”. Another firework blew into a sparkle above Marty’s eyes. The glare shone down into a full eye of a fully astonished person. “Bang!”
This wasn’t a firework…
March 31, 2008 at 6:26 pm
…it was a spirit who fell from Heaven’s grace, emerging anew as a servant of darkness WHO came to unravel the secrets of . . .
March 31, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Hi!
Marty thought hard. He didn’t know what it was “Bang!” Again.
He thought realy hard this time.
It was a bomb…
March 31, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Continue from zipo- a dark magicain. Thinking for a plan to know the secrets, marty went to explore the jumgle for a shiny book….
March 31, 2008 at 8:11 pm
….sent by twospace aliens!!!! It was meant to destroy Washinton D.C..But just as the aliens were about to set off the detanator, Marty snuck up behind them and knocked one of them out. The other alien turned and………
March 31, 2008 at 8:32 pm
marty nailed him with a upper cut but the something started to come out of it…..
March 31, 2008 at 8:35 pm
… a shiny book that held the secret to the lost island of Zor and the lost magic of the sacred evil wizard Carpathian. The jungle was deep and dark and dripping with…..
March 31, 2008 at 11:17 pm
…took out his ray gun and pointed the gun at him. He said in an alien language….
March 31, 2008 at 11:44 pm
got a stick with a marshmellow attached to it and poked Marty with it until Marty ate the marshmellow painfully with the stick then Marty thought what flavor it was but he couldn’t think straight then he thought if it was the flavor..
April 1, 2008 at 12:54 am
…Shot Marty wth a freeze ray gun! all Marty could do is…well!… nothing really! The alien took marty too the space ship and….
April 1, 2008 at 1:38 am
ate some really yummy pie. He stared at Marty, throwing the ugly licorice pie at his face. Marty liked that pie, being an odd guy. He swiftly ate it and……..
April 1, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Drank a can of beer he had sneakily put in his back pocket! However, it was poisoned. He laid there, and the alien stamped on his head….
April 1, 2008 at 2:55 pm
said with a big laugh…what a mix up this is. Maybe I have brain fever!
April 1, 2008 at 3:08 pm
(Continouing Zipo7s ending)
I went to the doctor to be sure and Two more aliens came!….
April 1, 2008 at 3:20 pm
….but they were only donuts.
April 1, 2008 at 8:33 pm
the one walked in the room and hit him self with a taco and said..
April 1, 2008 at 9:18 pm
The aliens took out laser beams and shot Marty in the chest. Luckily, he had laser-proof armour created from the Black Smith Royer…
~James~
April 1, 2008 at 11:40 pm
…that allowed him to reflect the lazer at the….
April 2, 2008 at 12:40 pm
…. giant cany penguin standing behind him!
April 2, 2008 at 3:20 pm
…But the penguin moved and it shot a mirror,reflecting it back to marty…
April 2, 2008 at 7:08 pm
…who was holding a big cheese pizza and cooked it ammediatly from the rays of…
April 2, 2008 at 9:35 pm
the laser and then slipped on a bannana and the pizza flew and landed on mr rogers the…..
April 2, 2008 at 10:17 pm
…a spaceship! Marty soon got knocked out, but was still alive. He…
April 3, 2008 at 12:03 am
…..the aliens. The aliens called for backup miliseconds before being shot down. Marty literally shoved the pizza down his throat, thinking it tasted good. He went through the roof’s trap door, to the penthouseon top, hoping to beat backup. Unfortunately, UFO backup surronded the top. They warped him up into the UFO’s and……….
April 3, 2008 at 12:09 am
…of a giant heat seaaking ray gun that was green oragnge and yellow…
April 3, 2008 at 12:15 am
…the lazer gun made by the aliens as they starting to hypervitilate and suddenly…
(hypervitilate means to suddenly run out of air and has to calm down or he will run out of oxygen lol)
April 3, 2008 at 8:43 am
poof! he got turned into a donut! But his nose looked like a….
April 3, 2008 at 7:17 pm
monkey! then he got up and said…
April 3, 2008 at 10:42 pm
……”I feel weezy….achoo!” sneezed Marty. All of the powder that once was once on him flew off………..
April 4, 2008 at 2:45 am
wow, what a glorious day!! And then, he suddenly decided to get out of the room fast, because a giant hand was reaching down to pick him up!
April 4, 2008 at 7:27 am
…..Luckly, he saw a space ship and qucikly ran inside and get out of the place!! But……….
April 4, 2008 at 3:31 pm
His metamorphosis into a winged beetle aloud him to quickly fly straight out the portal into the star filled galaxy of Voldan, known for it’s
April 4, 2008 at 11:41 pm
…dumb technology. Once he got got to Voldan, his ship broke down and ran out of gas! He was about to throw up canned…
April 5, 2008 at 1:21 am
I dont know what you mean by “Known for its”(to Zipo)
I’ll just continue from Sparkly
…The spaceship held an army of aliens! Marty went back but the door was shut…
April 5, 2008 at 5:01 pm
so he used his atomic soda can do break the door open but when he got inside he…
April 5, 2008 at 5:12 pm
…he remebered he had a teleportation device in his pocket so he teleported back home. then his mom made him some cookies and nilk right before the big game! they sat on the couch and watched as the football game started then a giant monster ran onto the football feild and jumped at the camera tehn some how it leaped out of the tv at marty and mommy!…
April 6, 2008 at 4:17 pm
take me to dunkin donuts please. I’ve been sitting in a pile of wee for 9 months and I feel as If I’m going to be sick any minute. I just want to go to dunkin donuts. not taco bell a bee once flew in my taco and bit off my nose. It tasted like….
April 6, 2008 at 4:26 pm
and said, “Excuse me is this way to San Jose? “
April 7, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Then the world cracked in half and puppies flew out of its molten core.
April 8, 2008 at 12:16 am
and every kid got a puppy but then jupiter was about to crash into the earth when…
April 8, 2008 at 12:56 am
(Continue from Mets1rule’s ending)
The puppies were 72 feet high, and were going to help Marty destroy all the aliens in the War. Marty was forming an army to save Earth from destruction. Can he do it? There is only 1 year left until the great war of aliens and humans…
~James~
April 8, 2008 at 6:05 pm
It began! They all rushed into Dunkin Donuts and took a donut and coffee and got in there car and went to the gas station and said “Howdy, have you got a lassoo?.”
lol!
April 8, 2008 at 8:15 pm
And jupiter crashed into the earth and everyone died THE END!
April 9, 2008 at 3:17 pm
but 2000 years later somebody found a alien on earth…
April 9, 2008 at 6:49 pm
…that looked just like Weird Al Yankovic. This began a search for ..
April 10, 2008 at 12:05 pm
all evil on earth which the alien told him about. First his army destroyed an evil called Glint and Burklet who never changed their names. then…
April 10, 2008 at 3:18 pm
…he had a second thought about changing their names back, but got a big headache over it. This led to a more serious condition … a coma. A deep sleep lasting for…..
April 10, 2008 at 4:13 pm
18 years….
April 10, 2008 at 9:08 pm
and when he woke up he saw a chipmunk and said “awww how..” then it attacked him and turned him half chipmunk and half human and attacked acorns all around when he….
April 10, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Saw a beautiful chipmunk girl named Teresa and went out with her…
April 11, 2008 at 4:15 am
ate pinapple.then simon and theodore acompanied alvin in the destructoin of…
April 11, 2008 at 7:19 am
…sang in the shower, he sounded just like a…
April 11, 2008 at 1:44 pm
pig. he ran over to the german and hit him over the head with a bagel. “moo,” said the sheep, as it devoured the germans corpse…
April 11, 2008 at 4:43 pm
-…”stupid moo sheep!” shouted a very disturbed chiken where did you find that bagel?” “MOO! I….-
April 11, 2008 at 9:25 pm
NO LIKE SHEEP!” And then *POP* he woke up and saw his lieutenant in his army leaning over him saying Are you ok sir? you had a coma! And he said ” THE…
April 12, 2008 at 5:02 am
…man in the moon spoke to me in a dream.
April 12, 2008 at 6:57 pm
I don’t know what he said but it inspired me.
April 12, 2008 at 9:23 pm
me to legally chnge my name from marty to moo sheep
April 13, 2008 at 9:50 am
And then they sky broke and lots of little hamsters came falling down to earth. It sounded like…
April 13, 2008 at 9:51 am
and then go eat the brains of a human…
April 13, 2008 at 4:09 pm
(continue from mmopuk’s ending)
…screeches from pelicans. The war was now going on, and marty (moo sheep) was making his way up the battle field to fight the general of the aliens, Tyuv…
~James~
April 14, 2008 at 4:48 am
…Then came a big boom from the sounds of a dead human falling…
April 15, 2008 at 2:58 am
Suddenly, a giant three headed turkey ate all the lepricons and tortured humans with cucumbers!
April 15, 2008 at 8:04 am
from the sky. But it was baby hamsters all singing “Mummy, Mummy, iheart my toe, can you make it better I wanna no”
And then crashed into a donut which smelled like…
April 15, 2008 at 6:05 pm
…dough. All the little hamsters then ate the donut, but…
April 15, 2008 at 6:16 pm
…POOP, evil poop that after a while became a giant evil devil called Lucifer! But lucifer was nothing but a coward that cried to his mommy ” mom, mom, that big evil donut told me to eat him!!!
“…
April 15, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Then, the evil donut became constipated. He pooped out the piece of poop and it returned to life. Sadly, the constipated donut died on the toilet.
April 15, 2008 at 9:54 pm
(continue from spq96’s ending)
Marty climbed up until Tyuv was in sight. He took his blade and tackled Tyuv, who was now on the ground, with a blaster. He shot Marty in the eye, who toppled onto the edge of the mountain, and had dropped his sword of the side. Tyuv blasted a laser at Marty and…
~James~
April 17, 2008 at 5:19 pm
sent monkeys in Disney World and they lept forward to the…
April 18, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Edge of the mountin right where Marty was.
He was so scared he pooped himself and screamed like a 5 year old girl he started peeing on the monkeys they all died and marty flew away in a random helicopter driven by Peter. Marty started throwing things down at Tyuv.
Tyuv died…*BANG!* there it was again! *BANG!* another UFO came and blasted a lazor and killed Peter the helicopter fell and Marty…
April 18, 2008 at 10:42 pm
screamm into the sky and said ” GOD DAMN IT!!! MY NAME ISNT MARTY!!! IT`S MOOSHEEP!!!!!” and fell over dead with no chance what so ever to come back alive so he is perminatly dead!
THE END!
April 19, 2008 at 12:34 am
I’ll start one!
One time, there wa a boy named Yakko. 4 years later, H got a brothe amed Wakko. Their mom and dad planted a garden and on the 1s day of spring,out of the pretiest flower came….
April 19, 2008 at 1:17 am
then along came paris hilton who looked a moosheep and said…
April 19, 2008 at 9:40 am
“Sheesh! This is the ugliest garden ever! I can’t believe they planted such a flower!” The, along cam Britney Spears, saying: ” Well, I have no problem with it!! You are dumb, Paris!” And Britney and Paris started having a fight. Britney scratched Paris in the face……
April 19, 2008 at 1:36 pm
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A cow charged in and killed them.
THE END.
April 22, 2008 at 1:07 am
then michael jackson came and busted a move and said…
April 22, 2008 at 8:41 pm
YO YO, IM A ELEPHANT. WOOF WOOF…
April 23, 2008 at 5:54 am
Then the michael jackson elephant/dog ran around the garden planting carrots. Then one of the carrots came to life and smacked…
April 23, 2008 at 1:16 pm
…Micheal Jackson back to his normal self. Although he came out safely through this mess. His immature dog/elephant nature got him into biiig trouble…
April 23, 2008 at 9:32 pm
with the popo and had to go to jail for 8 years then he got out of the slammer and went to the mall there her bumped into…
April 23, 2008 at 9:56 pm
(Continue from jabberwackey’s ending)
For Michael Jackson had come over to Marty, and stood in front to block the damage from Tyuv. The laser hit him hard in the chest, and he fell down, into the battle. Marty picked up a dead body of a human soldier, and…
~James~
April 24, 2008 at 12:29 am
the dog pooped on the presidents head!lol
April 24, 2008 at 1:20 am
…so he went to jail! Luckily, someone let him free! And then his dog…
April 24, 2008 at 11:23 am
Was eaten up by a cannibal!
April 25, 2008 at 10:22 am
then the dogs mother dr phil came and gave them lessons on how not to be fat but then…..
April 26, 2008 at 7:05 am
the doctor came in with his sonic screwdriver and said…
April 27, 2008 at 7:19 pm
…Holy Crap! Its Bob Marley! Then he…
April 28, 2008 at 12:00 am
started singing jamacin music! so dr phil started dancing. when the creator of myspace said…
April 29, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Whopee! A sonic Screwdriver. He stole it from it’s owner and banged up everyone in the room. Escaping without a problem he sold it to an Austrailian businessman for 1,000.000$ Then he decided to upgrade MySpace. But on the way home he decided he will spend the money on something Better than MySpace. He went to the Store and bought a VR simulation, VG 9000 game system and Zero G dance pad attachment. He then bought GTA Vice City Special Edition Game for himself and Played for 32 hours. By golly HE is in BIG trouble!
April 29, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Yum yum mon, cried bob marley as he stared at the chicken nuggets floating by…
April 30, 2008 at 12:36 pm
adding on from Anagh Sinha:
What should he do? He thought and though. But couldn’t think of anything. He thought maybe a crab could help so he jumped onto his room, thinking thats where crabs lived, just to find a big hairy…
May 3, 2008 at 1:02 am
piece of pie. He didn’t know what to do next, so he decided to go to KFC to buy some barbie dolls andunderwear. A few months later, it was his birthday and his parents bought him a plastic, already used, Polland Spring bottle. He loved and cared for it so much that…
May 3, 2008 at 1:03 am
he sang the blues in E-Minor…
May 3, 2008 at 2:43 am
GORRILA WHO GRABED HIM BY THE HEAD AND THROUGH HIM ALL THE WAY TO EUROPE WHERE HE…….
May 4, 2008 at 2:18 am
..decided he could make millions of dollars by singing “crank dat soulja boy” calling himself soulja boy & if he didn’t like somebody he would say: “YAH %^*(@ YAH!!!”. and he would get known through youtube which he knew was better than myspace! & he would call girls he liked his: “soulja girl”.wow this would be the life….as though he thought…………………
May 5, 2008 at 10:50 pm
that if he moved to la he could be on american idol
May 6, 2008 at 8:25 pm
But Simon Hated his audition and hes NOT goin to hollywood
May 6, 2008 at 8:43 pm
…once he was on, he bombed the whole stage and got arrested. Then the cops…
May 7, 2008 at 12:15 am
did the twist thats when jakie chan came out and…..
May 7, 2008 at 11:28 am
Pumbled Simon into bits and then Randy…
May 7, 2008 at 11:37 am
Kicked the cops buttox! thats when he….
May 7, 2008 at 8:34 pm
blew up the contestant and killed every cop in the world when suddenly…
May 7, 2008 at 9:39 pm
chuck norris came out and beat down randy jackson foo…..then..
May 8, 2008 at 9:05 pm
he won! then…
May 9, 2008 at 8:34 pm
David Archaleda Came out and kicked some Butt! Then he discovered…
May 10, 2008 at 1:18 am
…that his butt was about to be kicked!…
May 10, 2008 at 8:43 pm
So he quickly ran backstage and ate a hot dog that
May 12, 2008 at 8:41 pm
was a trap and 5 laser shooters hit him in the back so…
May 15, 2008 at 9:05 pm
He died. Then Randy Jackson…
May 17, 2008 at 8:41 am
…pulled out a cheeseburger. While eating it he…
May 17, 2008 at 1:11 pm
fell on the floor dead and then super…
May 18, 2008 at 12:55 am
rock came and watched him die with a…..
May 18, 2008 at 1:01 am
Barney came to help him just as he was getting randy up he got shot the shooter was…
May 18, 2008 at 6:31 am
man desended from heaven. Chuck Norris saw him and…
May 18, 2008 at 8:29 pm
then chuck norris beat down every one. but out of no where ronald mcdonald came and..
May 19, 2008 at 12:18 am
Drank some soda. Then he got hit by heatblast227 and…
May 19, 2008 at 7:02 am
Catydog188 shot watex down then billybob came out of no where and……
May 21, 2008 at 2:26 am
took down catydog. then caty got back up and jumped off the earth.(he was a little crazy) then billy bob was about to dance when rsnail..
May 22, 2008 at 4:18 pm
…became suddenly rabid. Heatblast 227 jumped and…
May 22, 2008 at 10:09 pm
landed on the night club witch turned upside down
May 24, 2008 at 3:15 am
then he died. They plan a funeral at the dojo where ninjas will eat him.
May 26, 2008 at 2:41 pm
they ate the marrow
May 27, 2008 at 10:13 pm
but that was not a marrow it was really a giant enormus…
May 28, 2008 at 7:00 pm
cantalupe!!! that started growing bigger and bigger untill…
May 29, 2008 at 5:16 pm
untill someone screamed and it blew up and gushy red and blue stuff came out when…
May 30, 2008 at 1:27 am
They discovered the Gushy red and blue stuff was Jello! Thats when Aguair…
May 31, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Started eating the jello and then…
June 1, 2008 at 10:35 am
Aguair turned into a gummy bear and was ate by Bob Marley…
June 2, 2008 at 6:25 pm
then he spit aguair out and said this is to chewy. so he ran of with..
June 2, 2008 at 10:25 pm
10000000000000000 Frag Grenades stuffed into some pie. Yum pie he said BOOOOOOOOOM He died……
June 3, 2008 at 1:57 am
…through the woods to find the…
June 3, 2008 at 2:00 am
Delete the first one didnt completely read…sorry
…a old broken stick to get to…
June 4, 2008 at 7:15 pm
from blutuxo-very hardly.he was bleeding a little.solnce71 flew in his ship and landed here.”hey! what did i miss?” he said,stepping on bob…
June 4, 2008 at 10:01 pm
…Then a Tank exploded because of a bomb that was set off by…
June 5, 2008 at 7:47 pm
spongebob who started to run away from the scene but then he…
June 8, 2008 at 12:55 am
stopped and remembered he forgot his…
June 9, 2008 at 8:05 pm
boat, which would make him get away faster AND destroy everything else…
June 9, 2008 at 10:00 pm
But it was too late. The boat had been destroyed by none other than Darth Vader. Vader cut it up with his lightsaber.
Spongebob cried until…
June 10, 2008 at 3:11 am
But Instead He went on cp and then stopped and found out his mom was…
June 10, 2008 at 9:19 pm
a ninja. He went to seek guidance from her, and she said that the best way to REALLY run away is to become a ninja. So she made spongebob AND Darth Vader ninjas(Darth Vader had found spongebob!) and…
June 11, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Sid Fan poped in for an unwanted surprize visit. Darth Vader tried to choke Sid with the force but then realized he had lost it when becomeing a NINJA. Sid just…
June 11, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Ran away because Darth Vader took his sword and slashed Sid Fan on the back. Then, Sid Fan ran into Indiana Jones and Indiana Jones chocked Sid Fan with his whip. Then, Darth Vader had a showdown with Indiana Jones, and Indy beat Darth Vader. Then…
June 12, 2008 at 4:52 am
Indy Dies from his son Mutt cause he never saw him in his life then Indy did cowards way out and killed Mutt for not going to school then Indy got up and lived then he went home and bought a…
June 12, 2008 at 11:39 am
sword, and went to the Deathstar, were all the ninjas were having a meeting. With both his sword and whip, Indy beat everyone except…
June 14, 2008 at 3:24 pm
the master ninja , Wobbles. Wobbles ended up dieing becuase of Indy’s sword….
June 15, 2008 at 12:06 am
After beating Wobbles, Indy explored the prehistoric CP. There he met…
June 15, 2008 at 8:16 pm
fred flinstone
June 16, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Fred flinstone activated A detanator blowing up the world. Then he said “your mom ” and…
June 16, 2008 at 7:22 pm
the dentonator blew up. But it was too late. Indy had escaped. But there was a vudu doll of his mom, and that got blown apart. So when Indy went to see his mom, he…
June 22, 2008 at 5:52 pm
fell down a pit, where Darth Vader was waiting to kill him. But…
June 23, 2008 at 10:17 am
suddenly Kool Aide (How do you spell him) killed Darth Vader. Kool Aide and Indy became allies, and….
June 23, 2008 at 1:32 pm
He started singing ” Peanut butter jelly time! ” So Darth…
June 23, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Vader started singing along. Then,
June 24, 2008 at 5:27 pm
and Elmo came and killed Vader and the Kool Aid man and started singing “Elmo’s Song”…..
June 24, 2008 at 7:53 pm
but Indy killed before that. Then, Fred Flinstone showed up again and….
June 24, 2008 at 8:50 pm
…and put a gun to Vader’s head and pulled the trigger and…
June 25, 2008 at 2:29 am
…took a giant rock and threw it at Elmo, barely missing the, little creature, thing, whatever he is. Thus causing elmo to…
June 25, 2008 at 7:21 am
… transform into karate mode!!!!! elmo took out his katate outfit and his black belt then he karate chopped the flying….
June 25, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Start Dancing around like a Crazed lunatic. Then The Daleks showed up and…
June 25, 2008 at 9:02 pm
started dancing with Elmo while Tahooky took them all out with a cow gun when he heard a mysterious noise coming from….
June 29, 2008 at 1:46 am
… the beacon! is sounded like a wierd shattering sound!
there was a scary scream and a scared one!
the next day two penguin named snowball444 and ninja789 were missing, they were found killed in the…
suebi04~
June 29, 2008 at 6:53 am
the window it was classicle music…
July 1, 2008 at 5:47 pm
THEN THE WORLD BLEW UP AND EVERYBODY DIED. THE END
July 2, 2008 at 11:29 pm
countinued from suebi04 … them more and more penguin got kidnapped till there were only two penguins left chewitt dude and aguair but they found out the penguins were not dead only captured by
July 2, 2008 at 11:40 pm
…only one person was alive. His name was Max.
he was always in some kind of sickness but was very fast and slick.
The dead bodys were found but ninja789 was found with a bullet in his leg and head, and snowball777 was found with extreme hard snowballs that caused him to stop breathing.LOL One day Max got a bad cold that made him stay in the hospital. He was so adventureus that he ran out of the hospital to see the out doors, All of a sudden there was a black shadow in the distence, it looked like it was holing a gun, beside the creapy looking penguin was a little, four year old penguin who was screaming and crying her lugs out then the creappy looking penguin shuved the knife in his right flipper and…
July 3, 2008 at 11:31 am
found the knife was only made of plastic the penguin cried louder and louder then he bit max and put on a hover cap and he did a giant…
July 4, 2008 at 4:08 pm
wow…..GAL
July 10, 2008 at 2:06 am
contined from blobpurple…
jump, it was so big that max ran back to the hospital and brought a gun and killed the crappy penguin!
and uhh big bird came out of nowhere and Max tryed to thuve him into the wall, *missed big bird*.
he tyed to eat him but he hit him and that caused hiim to transform into ninja mode! all of a sudden Gene Wilder apeared like a ghost and said find the three torches and mark it on the map he gave Max. then he dissapeared he went through a hounted temple and found all the torches and Gene Wilder came again and said folow him so he set sail to the Isle of ember, it was a fear full ride.
He met the ompa-lompas and sang their song while heading for the Isle of ember and…
wow! lol! I have a huge imaganation!
July 11, 2008 at 5:34 pm
they saw a huge king of oompa-loompas that was eating purple cows on a tan thrown in the palace of doom, love, peace, and war.
then the giant oompa-loompa said…
July 12, 2008 at 5:22 pm
“Hallo, I am the king of Oompa-Loompas and you look like a purple cow, so now I am going to eat you!” The Oompa-Loompa picked Marty Up and put him in his mouth and swallowed…
July 19, 2008 at 6:54 pm
him and Marty said “don’t!! I’m a miracle!! Mummy told me!! ” and Oompa-Loompa said “of coarse I know that purple cows are miracles and now the signal is getting destroyed, Marter!!” and then…
July 20, 2008 at 1:00 pm
suddenly, the unthinkable happened. The Oompa-Loompa simply put, exploded into tiny little pieces. If you were sitting far away, you would’ve seen a black human form, (Marty), hurtling at 300kmph untill he cam to a abrupt stop… by hitting a coconut tree…
July 21, 2008 at 1:32 am
…It caused him to splash into the water and turn into a banana!…
July 23, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Then a monkey came and tired to eat him. Luckly batman was there to save him
July 23, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Then the “banana” pushed his friend into the water and he turned into a……..
July 26, 2008 at 5:45 am
Ticking Time bomb! It was set to go of in -20 seconds and counting, if Batman wanted to save Marty, he had better do it quick, but batman had wasted his time, BOOM! …
July 31, 2008 at 12:42 am
…Marty was dead. “Sorry Marty”. Batman said.
Batman was off to get a gay old man a box of prunes.
BUT THEN…
July 31, 2008 at 12:47 am
…Marty woke up with SUPERPOWERS! He followed batman.Then a flying…..
July 31, 2008 at 12:35 pm
continued from Silveredgold… “DELETE DELETE DELETE! ” The CyberMen came in after the Explosion!!! But luckily the Doctor Shows up and takes you to the Shadow Proclomation! [ Posh word for police. Well space police! ] And when the T.A.R.D.I.S Arivved they found hordes and hordes of Judoon! And they were armed with deadly…
July 31, 2008 at 5:49 pm
and then the sun came out and the birds sang. Everyone lived happily ever after. Then batman died. Thank goodness
The end
August 2, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Once upon a time there was a gorilla named Nampsy, now Nampsy was no ordinary Gorilla, this gorilla loved cheese. And because he loved cheese so much he decided to play with it. So that Saturday morning, Nampsy and his friend Bombo and Bombo’s child Girka played with Nampsy’s cheese in their den. They played for hours on end until at 4:00 pm PST, this Gorilla came, he was unusual, and his name was BillyBob! Now BillyBob, hated CHEESE! And so, Nampsy, Bombo and Girka had a fight against BillyBob who loved Apple pie which they hated! They fought and fought until 9:00pm PST when BillyBob ran away and said that he had to go and moderate Club Penguin. They had won! But then suddenly…
August 3, 2008 at 12:23 am
rsnail came and said…..
August 4, 2008 at 11:26 pm
What! neather pie nor cheese we eat marshmellows!
August 5, 2008 at 6:32 am
“i only like blue cheese” nampsy looked at there cheese it was yellow then rsnail thruw apple pies at the an put them into a portal into CLUB PENGUIN…
August 9, 2008 at 11:03 am
and said, “Hey!” who put me in here! I want to go back to Kangooga where we live! Forget about Club Penguin. I demand a refund! Im not paying $4.50 pp for this!!! It is a waste! But BillyBob came back from the gorilla hut and screamed ” Oh fine!” you win i will take you back to kangooga” Bombo and nampsy jumped up in the air and hifived eachother and Girka, well she was just to busy eating cheese!
Then BillyBob put them back in his ClubPenguinIntergerlacticSpaceShuttle and brought them back to kangooga, but when they arrived RSnail wanted them to…
August 12, 2008 at 4:11 pm
get a super cheese wheele and paint it purple and green then they had to…
August 14, 2008 at 12:35 am
Find Billybob and have them ask what they wanted him to do he said to feed it to the only polar bear here they fed it to him and…
August 14, 2008 at 8:48 pm
the polar bear died but b4 he died he killed Billybob and Happy77 they both went to heaven and married there. Then the polar bear died and then Rsnail felt that she needed to kill Gizmo so she did then she killed Screenhog and married his skeleton. Then that alien with the book came back from the dead and whacked the book on Rsnials head. She died. But she went somewhere opposite of heaven,…
August 15, 2008 at 12:14 am
(continuing with cpc1blog) but in the opposite of heaven, jesus came to visit and said you have been sent back down to earth………
August 16, 2008 at 4:45 pm
so he did and…
August 18, 2008 at 12:46 am
He got attacked by a SUPERMARSHRABBMOUSOOSE!
August 20, 2008 at 5:31 am
and he fought until his last breath was gone. So he went back up, but slipped on an ice cube and fell back down. Then he met a strange young girl with the power to control time and space. He took her with him and…
August 25, 2008 at 3:19 pm
turned him into a clock! she hung him up on a spikey wall and the “clock” got lots of holes from it and…
August 26, 2008 at 12:20 am
FELL INTO A MAGIC BALOON! He turned into a tall skinny man. The Wizard of Stupid Randomness came and turned him into a…
August 26, 2008 at 9:31 am
gorrila he then jumped out of a plane with no parashuet and landed…
September 2, 2008 at 3:02 pm
in the jungle where they started…
September 20, 2008 at 4:51 am
hey took a couple of steps towards a tree then fell into a giant pit trap he climed half way up when he found a secrate passage to
September 20, 2008 at 8:31 am
Teh lan wher Iz rulin sprm! But he got shot by the guards and
October 1, 2008 at 6:40 pm
went to a monkey hospital and got turned into an ape.
…….
October 9, 2008 at 10:49 pm
…the now-ape said he wanted his body back and started crying doctors give him medicine to fall asleep in his sleep…
October 25, 2008 at 4:29 am
he was standing on a giant….
October 26, 2008 at 8:50 am
Then the giant had a heart attack whilst abraham lincon raped the giant
October 27, 2008 at 7:18 am
…octapus with no tentacles and super gigantic nose he ran around screaming so the octapus shut him up by…
November 10, 2008 at 5:07 pm
closing his mouth for him. The giant octopus could free himself from Abraham Lincoln’s strong grip, so he…
November 10, 2008 at 5:09 pm
whoops.
meant to say COULDN’T free himself.
continue on…
November 21, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Suddenly, everything that was going on paused. He was backed up to a simpler time. He was given something no one ever gets, a second chance, a chance to change what will happen in the future. He was at home then suddenly, he had the shock of his life…
December 22, 2008 at 4:39 pm
… it had all been a bad dream due to the fact he had eaten too many fish sticks before he had gone to bed. So, he took his second chance to ….
January 10, 2009 at 11:36 pm
…let one rip and blame whoever else was in the room….
March 21, 2009 at 8:32 pm
then someone farted and everyone died
The End
June 12, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Continued from zipo7’s-
………. go to the toilet and do what he had to do. He finally felt much better and just before he went to sleep…………