Build-a-Novel
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What is Build-a-Novel?
Build-a-novel is a game which allows you to create a story by adding onto others comments. It can be as quirky as you want, but prefferably stick to the subject. You can end up with a really corrupted mess, or a really creative story! Every once in a while, I will end the story and start another one. You will now when a subject has changed, as my comments are in a green box.
What are the guidlines?
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Keep to the subject. Continue the story, and stick with the character used in the above comment.
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Do not use any racial/offensive or rude words/lines or phrases in your add-on.
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Be creative. Don’t just apply descriptions onto the others comment.
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End and start with - … - to show the story has been, or should keep being continued.
How do we start?
Simply write a few sentances, or lines which do not end. This means write something like:
‘… and Johnny ran and ran towards the train, when he remembered what he had left behind. He ran back to collect his …’
not
‘… and Johnny ran and ran towards the train, when he remembered what he had left behind. He ran back to collect his pet dog, and they lived happily ever after.’
Enjoy!
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“Bang”. Another firework blew into a sparkle above Marty’s eyes. The glare shone down into a full eye of a fully astonished person. “Bang!”
This wasn’t a firework…
…it was a spirit who fell from Heaven’s grace, emerging anew as a servant of darkness WHO came to unravel the secrets of . . .
Hi!
Marty thought hard. He didn’t know what it was “Bang!” Again.
He thought realy hard this time.
It was a bomb…
Continue from zipo- a dark magicain. Thinking for a plan to know the secrets, marty went to explore the jumgle for a shiny book….
….sent by twospace aliens!!!! It was meant to destroy Washinton D.C..But just as the aliens were about to set off the detanator, Marty snuck up behind them and knocked one of them out. The other alien turned and………
marty nailed him with a upper cut but the something started to come out of it…..
… a shiny book that held the secret to the lost island of Zor and the lost magic of the sacred evil wizard Carpathian. The jungle was deep and dark and dripping with…..
…took out his ray gun and pointed the gun at him. He said in an alien language….
got a stick with a marshmellow attached to it and poked Marty with it until Marty ate the marshmellow painfully with the stick then Marty thought what flavor it was but he couldn’t think straight then he thought if it was the flavor..
…Shot Marty wth a freeze ray gun! all Marty could do is…well!… nothing really! The alien took marty too the space ship and….
ate some really yummy pie. He stared at Marty, throwing the ugly licorice pie at his face. Marty liked that pie, being an odd guy. He swiftly ate it and……..
Drank a can of beer he had sneakily put in his back pocket! However, it was poisoned. He laid there, and the alien stamped on his head….
said with a big laugh…what a mix up this is. Maybe I have brain fever!
(Continouing Zipo7s ending)
I went to the doctor to be sure and Two more aliens came!….
….but they were only donuts.
the one walked in the room and hit him self with a taco and said..
The aliens took out laser beams and shot Marty in the chest. Luckily, he had laser-proof armour created from the Black Smith Royer…
~James~
…that allowed him to reflect the lazer at the….
…. giant cany penguin standing behind him!
…But the penguin moved and it shot a mirror,reflecting it back to marty…
…who was holding a big cheese pizza and cooked it ammediatly from the rays of…
the laser and then slipped on a bannana and the pizza flew and landed on mr rogers the…..
…a spaceship! Marty soon got knocked out, but was still alive. He…
…..the aliens. The aliens called for backup miliseconds before being shot down. Marty literally shoved the pizza down his throat, thinking it tasted good. He went through the roof’s trap door, to the penthouseon top, hoping to beat backup. Unfortunately, UFO backup surronded the top. They warped him up into the UFO’s and……….
…of a giant heat seaaking ray gun that was green oragnge and yellow…
…the lazer gun made by the aliens as they starting to hypervitilate and suddenly…
(hypervitilate means to suddenly run out of air and has to calm down or he will run out of oxygen lol)
poof! he got turned into a donut! But his nose looked like a….
monkey! then he got up and said…
……”I feel weezy….achoo!” sneezed Marty. All of the powder that once was once on him flew off………..
wow, what a glorious day!! And then, he suddenly decided to get out of the room fast, because a giant hand was reaching down to pick him up!
…..Luckly, he saw a space ship and qucikly ran inside and get out of the place!! But……….
His metamorphosis into a winged beetle aloud him to quickly fly straight out the portal into the star filled galaxy of Voldan, known for it’s
…dumb technology. Once he got got to Voldan, his ship broke down and ran out of gas! He was about to throw up canned…
I dont know what you mean by “Known for its”(to Zipo)
I’ll just continue from Sparkly
…The spaceship held an army of aliens! Marty went back but the door was shut…
so he used his atomic soda can do break the door open but when he got inside he…
…he remebered he had a teleportation device in his pocket so he teleported back home. then his mom made him some cookies and nilk right before the big game! they sat on the couch and watched as the football game started then a giant monster ran onto the football feild and jumped at the camera tehn some how it leaped out of the tv at marty and mommy!…
take me to dunkin donuts please. I’ve been sitting in a pile of wee for 9 months and I feel as If I’m going to be sick any minute. I just want to go to dunkin donuts. not taco bell a bee once flew in my taco and bit off my nose. It tasted like….
and said, “Excuse me is this way to San Jose? “
Then the world cracked in half and puppies flew out of its molten core.
and every kid got a puppy but then jupiter was about to crash into the earth when…
(Continue from Mets1rule’s ending)
The puppies were 72 feet high, and were going to help Marty destroy all the aliens in the War. Marty was forming an army to save Earth from destruction. Can he do it? There is only 1 year left until the great war of aliens and humans…
~James~
It began! They all rushed into Dunkin Donuts and took a donut and coffee and got in there car and went to the gas station and said “Howdy, have you got a lassoo?.”
lol!
And jupiter crashed into the earth and everyone died THE END!
but 2000 years later somebody found a alien on earth…
…that looked just like Weird Al Yankovic. This began a search for ..
all evil on earth which the alien told him about. First his army destroyed an evil called Glint and Burklet who never changed their names. then…
…he had a second thought about changing their names back, but got a big headache over it. This led to a more serious condition … a coma. A deep sleep lasting for…..
18 years….
and when he woke up he saw a chipmunk and said “awww how..” then it attacked him and turned him half chipmunk and half human and attacked acorns all around when he….
Saw a beautiful chipmunk girl named Teresa and went out with her…
ate pinapple.then simon and theodore acompanied alvin in the destructoin of…
…sang in the shower, he sounded just like a…
pig. he ran over to the german and hit him over the head with a bagel. “moo,” said the sheep, as it devoured the germans corpse…
-…”stupid moo sheep!” shouted a very disturbed chiken where did you find that bagel?” “MOO! I….-
NO LIKE SHEEP!” And then *POP* he woke up and saw his lieutenant in his army leaning over him saying Are you ok sir? you had a coma! And he said ” THE…
…man in the moon spoke to me in a dream.
I don’t know what he said but it inspired me.
me to legally chnge my name from marty to moo sheep
And then they sky broke and lots of little hamsters came falling down to earth. It sounded like…
and then go eat the brains of a human…
(continue from mmopuk’s ending)
…screeches from pelicans. The war was now going on, and marty (moo sheep) was making his way up the battle field to fight the general of the aliens, Tyuv…
~James~
…Then came a big boom from the sounds of a dead human falling…
Suddenly, a giant three headed turkey ate all the lepricons and tortured humans with cucumbers!
from the sky. But it was baby hamsters all singing “Mummy, Mummy, iheart my toe, can you make it better I wanna no”
And then crashed into a donut which smelled like…
…dough. All the little hamsters then ate the donut, but…
…POOP, evil poop that after a while became a giant evil devil called Lucifer! But lucifer was nothing but a coward that cried to his mommy ” mom, mom, that big evil donut told me to eat him!!!
“…
Then, the evil donut became constipated. He pooped out the piece of poop and it returned to life. Sadly, the constipated donut died on the toilet.
(continue from spq96’s ending)
Marty climbed up until Tyuv was in sight. He took his blade and tackled Tyuv, who was now on the ground, with a blaster. He shot Marty in the eye, who toppled onto the edge of the mountain, and had dropped his sword of the side. Tyuv blasted a laser at Marty and…
~James~
sent monkeys in Disney World and they lept forward to the…
Edge of the mountin right where Marty was.
He was so scared he pooped himself and screamed like a 5 year old girl he started peeing on the monkeys they all died and marty flew away in a random helicopter driven by Peter. Marty started throwing things down at Tyuv.
Tyuv died…*BANG!* there it was again! *BANG!* another UFO came and blasted a lazor and killed Peter the helicopter fell and Marty…
screamm into the sky and said ” GOD DAMN IT!!! MY NAME ISNT MARTY!!! IT`S MOOSHEEP!!!!!” and fell over dead with no chance what so ever to come back alive so he is perminatly dead!
THE END!
I’ll start one!
One time, there wa a boy named Yakko. 4 years later, H got a brothe amed Wakko. Their mom and dad planted a garden and on the 1s day of spring,out of the pretiest flower came….
then along came paris hilton who looked a moosheep and said…
“Sheesh! This is the ugliest garden ever! I can’t believe they planted such a flower!” The, along cam Britney Spears, saying: ” Well, I have no problem with it!! You are dumb, Paris!” And Britney and Paris started having a fight. Britney scratched Paris in the face……
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A cow charged in and killed them.
THE END.
then michael jackson came and busted a move and said…
YO YO, IM A ELEPHANT. WOOF WOOF…
Then the michael jackson elephant/dog ran around the garden planting carrots. Then one of the carrots came to life and smacked…
…Micheal Jackson back to his normal self. Although he came out safely through this mess. His immature dog/elephant nature got him into biiig trouble…
with the popo and had to go to jail for 8 years then he got out of the slammer and went to the mall there her bumped into…
(Continue from jabberwackey’s ending)
For Michael Jackson had come over to Marty, and stood in front to block the damage from Tyuv. The laser hit him hard in the chest, and he fell down, into the battle. Marty picked up a dead body of a human soldier, and…
~James~
the dog pooped on the presidents head!lol
…so he went to jail! Luckily, someone let him free! And then his dog…
Was eaten up by a cannibal!
then the dogs mother dr phil came and gave them lessons on how not to be fat but then…..
the doctor came in with his sonic screwdriver and said…
…Holy Crap! Its Bob Marley! Then he…
started singing jamacin music! so dr phil started dancing. when the creator of myspace said…
Whopee! A sonic Screwdriver. He stole it from it’s owner and banged up everyone in the room. Escaping without a problem he sold it to an Austrailian businessman for 1,000.000$ Then he decided to upgrade MySpace. But on the way home he decided he will spend the money on something Better than MySpace. He went to the Store and bought a VR simulation, VG 9000 game system and Zero G dance pad attachment. He then bought GTA Vice City Special Edition Game for himself and Played for 32 hours. By golly HE is in BIG trouble!
Yum yum mon, cried bob marley as he stared at the chicken nuggets floating by…
adding on from Anagh Sinha:
What should he do? He thought and though. But couldn’t think of anything. He thought maybe a crab could help so he jumped onto his room, thinking thats where crabs lived, just to find a big hairy…
piece of pie. He didn’t know what to do next, so he decided to go to KFC to buy some barbie dolls andunderwear. A few months later, it was his birthday and his parents bought him a plastic, already used, Polland Spring bottle. He loved and cared for it so much that…
he sang the blues in E-Minor…
GORRILA WHO GRABED HIM BY THE HEAD AND THROUGH HIM ALL THE WAY TO EUROPE WHERE HE…….
..decided he could make millions of dollars by singing “crank dat soulja boy” calling himself soulja boy & if he didn’t like somebody he would say: “YAH %^*(@ YAH!!!”. and he would get known through youtube which he knew was better than myspace! & he would call girls he liked his: “soulja girl”.wow this would be the life….as though he thought…………………
that if he moved to la he could be on american idol
But Simon Hated his audition and hes NOT goin to hollywood
…once he was on, he bombed the whole stage and got arrested. Then the cops…
did the twist thats when jakie chan came out and…..
Pumbled Simon into bits and then Randy…
Kicked the cops buttox! thats when he….
blew up the contestant and killed every cop in the world when suddenly…
chuck norris came out and beat down randy jackson foo…..then..
he won! then…
David Archaleda Came out and kicked some Butt! Then he discovered…
…that his butt was about to be kicked!…
So he quickly ran backstage and ate a hot dog that
was a trap and 5 laser shooters hit him in the back so…